I have noticed lately that I speak to our 1 year old Dachshund as if he can understand exactly what I am saying. I tend to ask a lot of ridiculous questions. I think this is just a sample of what it is going to be like when darling husband and I have kids. I wanted to share a few of my best questions and ridiculous statements from the last few days with you because frankly, I'm crazy and I think it's funny. :)
"Stop eating the toilet paper!"
"Did you steal my sock? Is it under the bed or under the couch? Or the table? Is it under the table?"(spoken while crawling around on my hands and knees in my work uniform)
"You can't have any of my banana because you already had too much cheese today, plus all that grass."
"Did you pee? DID you PEE?! YAYYYYY!!!" (this one was at the top of my lungs after we got back from a very long, annoying walk)
"No thank you! Private time!" (said while in the restroom and Archie was scratching at the door to get in)
And from my lovely husband...
"You're my favorite little poopface, you know that?"
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